This is a list of hilarious metaphors that highschool students submitted as part of a creative writing assignment. My favorite is: # 10 - McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup. Oy! Thats a visual I can't un-imagine. This is timeless stuff, people.
I recently received an email with funny exam answers that kids submitted. They range from a kid coloring 100 consecutive 'C' answers on his scantron...it was a True/False test. To some very skilled doodling by obviously talented kids. Here is one of my favorites.
Oh, and for those of you that survived April Fool's Day unscathed, I give you something worthy of mention. I saw this on Flickr. It just goes to show that I'm not the only one trying to get the girl's team on the board with some prank scores.
On a final note, I leave you with some amazing examples of what happens when graphic artists get bored. Wow. And I thought repeatedly hitting the Stumble! button was fun.
Now finish watching and Go Write!